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Tech-Company Holiday Party Invitations, As We Imagine Them

As reported on Wired.

BY ROBERTO BALDWIN

 

The financial health and culture of a company can be determined by its holiday party.

Companies that are stacking piles of cash in storage units have parties punctuated by prime rib, D-list DJs and gift bags filled with last year’s iPod touch. Companies that are having a tough time? They’re hosting potlucks where the intern hooks up an Xbox in the conference room and the CEO keeps asking the UPS guy if he knows of any open positions for a part-time driver.

We’ve dreamed up a few holiday party invitations from some of the biggest names in technology. Like a snowflake, each is unique to the company and where it stands in the market. Unlike a snowflake, we made these ourselves.